Get Well Soon, #46

Dear Zach,
Yes, I give you a hard time here, a lot. But in some strange, perverse way, you've become one of my favorite Oilers in a season that has been, shall we say, dispiriting. Seeing you writhe in agony on the ice a few minutes ago was truly upsetting, and seeing your knee bend a way that ultimately ended the career of my favorite baseball player made me distressed indeed.

So please, rest up, get well, and do everything the doctor says. We want you back healthy, asap.

Best,
marriedtotheoil