I recently added Google Analytics to this site, essentially for my own amusement. It's fun to see where people visit from, and, even better, what search queries landed them here. With that in mind, I will give you the top ten questions that people seem to be looking to marriedtotheoil for answers to, and as I'm all about service, I'll do my best to answer them.
10. tim wakefield carries sick kid
Aww, what a sweet image. I'm sure he would, if you asked. How far do you need this sick kid carried?
9. "oilers flag" + tennessee
Oh, I'm so, so sorry. I wish I could help with your situation, but I don't think this is something mail order can fix.
8. edmonton oiler mascot
Is a terrible idea.
7. gene principe
Is perhaps googling himself? What does he do during the off-season, exactly?
6. hey, get well soon
Why thank you. I'm feeling much better already!
5. is dean arsene married?
I applaud your rapid, opportunistic response to a recent Oilers transaction, and am a little afraid.
4. sidney crosby
Surely I can not be an early result for that query. I have, however, had 3 visits from Nova Scotia, so I am concerned Sid needs a better summer hobby than vanity googling to assuage his off-season boredom. Go live a little, you just won the Cup!
3. rexall brand hair gel
Sheldon, my man! How's your summer going?
2. tarnst porn
Oh dear. I do not know what this is, and I'm not sure I want to. I'm assuming "porn" is a wild-card query word on google by now? A perfunctory visit with a german dictionary would suggest that "tarnst" means disguised or masked. Good luck with that. Or it could be featuring Dick Tarnstrom, I suppose. I don't know what disturbs me more of these options.
1. tarnst hockey
I suppose that's less disturbing than #2, but I fear I still do not know what this means, readers, though I have had enough queries about it to imply it is in the current zeitgeist. Can anyone else help?
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I believe "Tim Wakefield carries sick kid" may actually be a description of his fastball. :-)
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